6.10.2007

Paris Hilton And The Famous Escapade

[I actually don't know what escapade means, but I thought it sounded nice. If you have time, mind looking it up for me and commenting?]

Well, if you don't already know, here's a very brief "llama'ed" summary of what happened:

Paris Hilton [you all know her right? Her parents own the famous Hilton hotels] was caught drunk driving one night. They sent her to jail after a short trial, and was sentenced to 20-25 days [not sure the number] in jail [<-- that's what matters]. Well. Turns out she started whining and looking provocative [I actually don't know if she did this part, but I would assume so...] and so the County Sheriff let her out to serve under house arrest for 45 days...

[You can skip this part if you don't really care about what I think and want to just finish the story.]
Let us talk about my opinion and I'm sure what a lot of other people thought when this happened: First of all, in jail, she gets to eat free meals, a toothbrush/toothpaste, soap/deodorant, shampoo, shaving stuff, makeup, books, pictures, etc. Hey, doesn't seem that bad to me considering she was a walking time bomb on the road.

Well, I guess a lot of people got fed up, and so she went for a retrial, and was sentenced to 45 days in jail. Ye-ah, justice is served.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Google defines escapade as "adventure: a wild and exciting undertaking (not necessarily lawful)."

As for Mrs. (is she still married? Or did that end up broken, too?) Hilton, I saw that one the news yesterday. Since shes back in jail, its created a tension between the Sheriff's district and the Judge's district and which one has supremacy in that area. Fortunately, shes in jail. Fortunately, the judicial branch has supremacy. And yes indeed, justice is served (best served on ice XD).

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Anonymous said...

aww...poor paris. that girl must be really suffering. afterall, she's only known the fabulous life. you guys are heartless! hehe.... -yo sista :p